Down in the Valley trailer:

When Harlan Carruthers (Norton), a charismatic cowboy who seems as if he would be much more at home in Monument Valley than in the San Fernando Valley, has a chance encounter with Tobe (Wood), a bored and restless suburban teenager, both of their lives are turned upside down.

First gay cowboys, now pedo cowboys. Supposedly a good movie even though it severly lacks underage lesbians making out. Evan Rachel Wood isn’t even underage any longer. What a rip off!
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Lesbian loli cowboy next please.

EyeToy: Sports

This looks like a fun little game, doesn’t it? Where would you aim and unload your milkshake; the hair, the eyes, the mouth or the neck?

Could anyone be so kind to tell me what the hell is going on in this picture?

Remember the vibrating Harry Potter broomstick? The market for questionable toys has a new contender. Super Soaker Oozinator might not top the vibrating Nimbus 2000, but I must say that it comes pretty damn close.

Whoever at marketing that came up with this idea should get a raise. I’d build a shrine in his honor had the commercial featured little girls.

YouTube link.

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HAY GUYS WHATS GOIN ON IN THIS THREAD LAWLZ!?

I saw Dateline’s To Catch a Predator IV (torrent here) yesterday. It wasn’t as hilarious as I thought it would be.

Predators scouring the Internet, targeting children for sex: It’s a national problem that Dateline has helped uncover.

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More than 20 Perverted-Justice members are in Ohio and surrounding area chat rooms posing as 12-to-15-year-olds. They’ve set up profiles using pictures of young teens, and posted personal information like age, sex and location. Some of the profiles are on social networking Web sites like MySpace and Teenspot. The decoys from Perverted-Justice are waiting to be instant messaged by a potential predator.

In a matter of seconds, men start hitting on the decoys. One man, screenname “greeneyed121,” even goes so far as to suggest phone sex. He found our 13 year old decoy, “katiedidsings” on MySpace.com.

What the hell are these people thinking? What is their contingency plan? They go to some kid’s house, bring alcohol and hope for some fun in the sack. Then what? Leave and hope that the kid never mentions it to anyone? What a brilliant plan.

Honestly, what kid would invite a complete stranger into his/her house? On a sex date nevertheless. Those who took the bait deserves to be put behind bars because of their stupidity alone.

What is the thing with Mike’s Hard Lemonade and pedophiles? Every freakin’ pedo brought Mike’s Hard Lemonade!

Since I’m too lazy to make a post regarding the poll of the week, I figured I’d make it easy for me and make a poll loosely based on this. Is it ok for a 20-year-old to date a 15-year-old? Of course assuming the 20-year-old’s intent isn’t only to solicit sex with a minor.

Spa parties popular with little girls, mothers, but critics worry trend is too grown-up:

When Sophie Hecker turned 6 earlier this year, she invited about 15 friends to celebrate with a day of facials and finger sandwiches in her Hollywood home.

In terrycloth robes and flip-flops, the girls sipped sparkling punch, got manicures and pedicures and did a little “hokey pokey.”

“It was lots of fun. It felt nice,” said Sophie, sporting painted nails and lavender eye shadow.

In my little corrupted mind, this sounds so wrong. I think of something completely different when I hear the words facials and finger sandwiches.

I’m seriously considering a career change. I wouldn’t mind starting as the facial guy. Doing manicures and pedicures sounds far too advanced for me, so giving facials suits me perfectly. All I want is for the young girls to feel nice. You could say that I aim to please.
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When you finish that, perhaps we can go to my place and have some “hokey-pokey.”