Maid in Japan:

At one cafe, maids get down on their knees to stir the cream and sugar into the customer’s coffee.

At Royal Milk, diners can follow up a meal with a range of grooming services, including ear cleanings.

Maids at some of the more attentive shops even offer to spoon-feed customers at their table.

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“The concept of these cafes, where women who are physically and emotionally immature serve male customers, is not surprising given the fetish for young women among Japanese men,” Inukai said.

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Hair salons in Akihabara are also cashing in on the trend.

At one such establishment called “Moesham,” stylists dressed as maids give shampoos and cuts to a mainly male clientele not intimidated by the salon’s decor, which resembles the bedroom of a young girl besotted by hearts and lace.

Date Patrol! I need help. Are maid cafes a no-no like life-sized dolls? How will being spotted spoon-fed at a maid cafe affect my chances of getting laid? What about frequently visiting a place that looks like a little girl’s bedroom to get my hair washed or cut, is that bad too?

While waiting for answers, lets continue our journey on the downward spiral of unhealthy behaviour.

*edit* Otakus with ADHD or the 40 year old virgin-syndrome? *edit*
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My future?

Masa speaks warmly to Konoha and Iris, greeting them brightly each morning and when he returns home from work, but they never answer. His companions are life-sized dolls.

“She doesn’t have to talk, because I enjoy her as a doll, not as a substitute for a person,” Masa, a 32-year-old computer engineer who asked to be identified only by a shortening of his first name, said of Konoha, his favorite.

I’m not quite there yet, but I’m pretty damn close. Perhaps I should turn back before it is too late. I could start collecting stamps for example. Yeah, that sounds like fun, collecting stamps depicting little girls… I think it is too late already.

Virgins all over the world cry:

Say goodbye to booth babes; this year’s E3 is putting restrictions in place to clean up the show floor a little. The exhibitor’s handbook apparently includes the following rule:

Material, including live models, conduct that is sexually explicit and/or sexually provocative, including but not limited to nudity, partial nudity and bathing suit bottoms, are prohibited on the Show floor, all common areas, and at any access points to the Show. ESA, in its sole discretion, will determine whether material is acceptable.

What will beerman amuse himself with while walking on the floor now? Does it mean he has to cover real news? Horrible thought.

Just so we have our priorities straight, anything remotely sexy or sex related is bad for you. Blowing someone’s head off is cool though. I want my freedom to fap to trannies dressed up in silly costumes.

lol usa:

There was outrage Wednesday when a Vermont judge handed out a 60-day jail sentence to a man who raped a little girl many,many times over a four-year span starting when she was seven.

The judge said he no longer believes in punishment and is more concerned about rehabilitation.

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Hulett is considered a low-risk for re-offense so he does not qualify for in-prison treatment.So the judge sentenced him to just 60 days in prison and then Hulett must complete sex treatment when he gets out or face a possible life sentence.

I need a greencard, I’m moving to Vermont.

Sixty days for four years worth of rape, that is not fair! I pay high school-aged girls ¥50,000 for enjo kosai and this guy gets it for free!? The system doesn’t work! Or does it?

Perhaps the judge let the man off the hook easily so he could be lynched by an angry mob. You see, that would be capital punishment without having to deal with all annoying anti-death penalty activists. That’s what I call a great system.
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Eat as much as you can, only 60 days.

Happy Holidays to everyone around the world. Have a holly loli Christmas! Don’t go around raping too many children. I know it is easy and all, all you need is a Santa costume, but where is the challege in that? Don’t be a pussy, do it the hard way.