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There was outrage Wednesday when a Vermont judge handed out a 60-day jail sentence to a man who raped a little girl many,many times over a four-year span starting when she was seven.

The judge said he no longer believes in punishment and is more concerned about rehabilitation.

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Hulett is considered a low-risk for re-offense so he does not qualify for in-prison treatment.So the judge sentenced him to just 60 days in prison and then Hulett must complete sex treatment when he gets out or face a possible life sentence.

I need a greencard, I’m moving to Vermont.

Sixty days for four years worth of rape, that is not fair! I pay high school-aged girls ¥50,000 for enjo kosai and this guy gets it for free!? The system doesn’t work! Or does it?

Perhaps the judge let the man off the hook easily so he could be lynched by an angry mob. You see, that would be capital punishment without having to deal with all annoying anti-death penalty activists. That’s what I call a great system.
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Eat as much as you can, only 60 days.

Happy Holidays to everyone around the world. Have a holly loli Christmas! Don’t go around raping too many children. I know it is easy and all, all you need is a Santa costume, but where is the challege in that? Don’t be a pussy, do it the hard way.

…or not. Pedophile musical in the works:

This season in Atlanta, however, Actor’s Express wants to stir up buzz about a less familiar property — namely, a pedophile musical.

The Express has already started pushing “Love Jerry,” a new tunertuner written and composed by Megan Gogerty that follows the tortured story of Jerry, who develops a sexual relationship with his nephew while trying to stay friends with the boy’s father.

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Should it manage to attract a crowd, “Love Jerry” could very well leave them cheering.

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With that in mind, initial poster concepts featuring a man putting candy in a child’s hand were jettisoned as being too frank. Now the promos are more suggestive, featuring an eerie shadow of a man in a clown nose staring into a room. (The clown refers to a somewhat supernatural character who tempts Jerry.)

They got it all wrong. The somewhat supernatural character who tempts people is not a clown; it is a bear. At least it should be. Imagine an act where Pedobear sings, dances and molests children. Wouldn’t that be one of the greatest moments in human history?

So Pedobear doesn’t seem to have one of the major roles in the musical, but I’m still hoping for some kind of cameo appearance.
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Practicing on playing the flute for the upcoming musical.

Cram school teacher’s ‘lolita complex’ takes deadly twist

A student at posh Doshisha University, 23-year-old Hagino was arrested for the Dec. 10 murder of 12-year-old Sayano Horimoto, a little girl he taught at a cram school in Uji, Kyoto Prefecture.

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At one time, Hagino and Sayano had been friends. She had moved from Tokyo in the spring and soon began attending the cram school where Hagino worked as a part-time instructor. Some described them as looking like they were a close father and daughter. But things turned sour just before summer.

Sayano started calling Hagino “sickening” behind his back and went out of her way to avoid him.

“He whispered some really strange stuff in her ears,” a friend of the slain girl tells Shukan Jitsuwa. “And he started touching her.”

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Hagino is also accused of causing problems at the cram school. He was known for gazing longingly at selected girls he was supposed to be teaching. Pupils generally regarded him as “weird” or “sickening.” Some complained that he was a “Rorikon,” while others were repulsed by his otaku tendencies.

I have a feeling you will hear a similar story about me any day now. But I won’t stab my victims with a knife, I’ll stab them with another tool.

The truth is out there, but WaiWai’s take on this story is more amusing. I’m so going to hell for finding a story about a dead girl amusing. Laughing at dead emofag is one thing, but a dead girl? Shame on me, shame on me. Lolis are for loving, not killing.
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The Sasebo slasher, loli-on-loli violence must come to an end.

Jailbait Test #1
Who would you hit?

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