Research Question

What is the best place to bring little girls for hot, wet sex? Is it in the bathtub, on a beach or in a public bath?

Introduction

Alliteration is fun.

Historical Background

A Roman poet and philosopher by the name Lucretius once wrote that “it is pleasurable, when winds disturb the waves of a great sea, to gaze out from land upon the great trials of another.” I don’t know what he meant, but what I do know is that he wrote like the villagers in Animal Crossing do.

Data Collection

Poll!

1. Bathtub
2. Beach
3. Public bath (possibly a Bond death trap)

It’s once again time to decide what the hottest loli fashion is. Vote, vote, vote.

It’s been an extremely busy week. I’m will try to catch up what I’ve missed of the few series I’m blogging and eventually finish leftovers from last season. But with E3 coming up this week, I don’t know how much time I’ll have over between watching conferences and pressing refresh on forums.

I saw Dateline’s To Catch a Predator IV (torrent here) yesterday. It wasn’t as hilarious as I thought it would be.

Predators scouring the Internet, targeting children for sex: It’s a national problem that Dateline has helped uncover.

[…]

More than 20 Perverted-Justice members are in Ohio and surrounding area chat rooms posing as 12-to-15-year-olds. They’ve set up profiles using pictures of young teens, and posted personal information like age, sex and location. Some of the profiles are on social networking Web sites like MySpace and Teenspot. The decoys from Perverted-Justice are waiting to be instant messaged by a potential predator.

In a matter of seconds, men start hitting on the decoys. One man, screenname “greeneyed121,” even goes so far as to suggest phone sex. He found our 13 year old decoy, “katiedidsings” on MySpace.com.

What the hell are these people thinking? What is their contingency plan? They go to some kid’s house, bring alcohol and hope for some fun in the sack. Then what? Leave and hope that the kid never mentions it to anyone? What a brilliant plan.

Honestly, what kid would invite a complete stranger into his/her house? On a sex date nevertheless. Those who took the bait deserves to be put behind bars because of their stupidity alone.

What is the thing with Mike’s Hard Lemonade and pedophiles? Every freakin’ pedo brought Mike’s Hard Lemonade!

Since I’m too lazy to make a post regarding the poll of the week, I figured I’d make it easy for me and make a poll loosely based on this. Is it ok for a 20-year-old to date a 15-year-old? Of course assuming the 20-year-old’s intent isn’t only to solicit sex with a minor.

As expected, catgirls won a landslide victory in last week’s poll.

Since summer is almost here, I thought that we would be a good time to once and for all decide whether one-pieces look better than bikinis or vice versa.

Don’t forget to bring your camera to the beach this year. I’m sure there will be lots of cute, little girls to take voyeur photos of. It’s possible to get all sorts of good angles when they’re playing in the sand.

Ready. Fight!

I’m kinda torn between catgirl and bunnygirl. On one hand, one special catgirl will always have a special place in my… porn stash. But on the other hand, bunnygirls can be cute too as long as they leave their skimpy outfits at home/work.

Third picture from the left is not safe for work.
Third picture from the left is not safe for work.
Third picture from the left is not safe for work.

Bunny - Cat - Dog (did I mention that this picture is not safe for work?) - Fox