Do you hear that Flanders? My soul!

While being able to molest yourself might be one good reason to become a girl, it is not the only one. As a man, I severely lack the option to sue anyone and anything for sexual harassment. Age doesn’t matter:

Lorain school officials this week executed an ”emergency removal” of an 8-year-old boy who they say sexually harassed a girl in gym class.

The boy’s mother, Tammy Barth, said yesterday her son was playing in gym on Tuesday when a girl student said he and two other boys may have grabbed her buttocks.

He was then questioned in an informal hearing by school officials and he admitted he had been passing love notes to the same girl.

How am I supposed to show a girl my feelings if I can’t grab her buttocks, ask if she has any milk or send her a love letter? I cho-cho-choose you.

Seeing how Kevin Chu quite explicitly has spilled the beans about Kamichu! and Ichigo Mashimaro being licensed by Geneon, I figured we might as well settle this once and for all: Who would you screw in Ichigo Mashimaro? Ok, I admit it, I’m just lazy and haven’t been able to come up with a better poll.

Chika is the one I’d like to have as a little sister. While Miu annoys the hell out of me, I still like her. Matsuri is cute. Ana is hot. Nobue is smoking which isn’t very hot. Decisions, decisions.

About the last poll, Hazuki will always be my queen of loli.
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What a wonderful sight to be sliced and diced to.

I’ve run out of ideas, or rather rehashes of the same idea, so lets have a character battle this week. I’ve restricted the the selection to girls from series I’ve blogged, or currently am blogging (kinda). Didn’t include everyone (Ichigo Mashimaro girls for example) because I didn’t want the list to be too long.

By the way, remember the guy who was forced to marry a goat? Well, this week, a girl was forced to marry a dog.
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Winner of last week. Mmm… katana~.

New poll, discuss!

Just finished an essay on Heart of Darkness. It was supposed to be handed in last week, I sent it by email a minute before the switch from Sunday to Monday. Hopefully she won’t be too anal about it, “this week” includes Saturday and Sunday! Ugh! Headache, can’t think clearly. That is what happens when you put off shit like essays until the last day, began and finished it today.

Granted I’m not dead tomorrow, I will try to resume my animeblogging. Gah! Fucking head. In other news, man forced to marry goat.

So you like hair ribbons? Then the question is in what kind of hairstyle would you like to find these hair ribbons? Do you prefer straight hair with a fringe? Short cut? Long, wavy locks? Ponytail? Tsugumi gets the honor to represent both braid and pigtails.