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Whose idea was it to show House holding an iPhone on national television? Didn’t any of the writers take Physics 101? House and an iPhone in one and the same room breaks all laws of physics as we know them!

Such an event could cause an anomaly in space time continuum and possibly even create ripples that alter reality. Believe me, that is some scary shit. History could be retconned, Ben Affleck could be relevant.

House licking a loli is also dangerous when it comes to the stability of our universe.

Fox shuffles sked because of strike

Faced with the possibility of a partial season seven of “24,” the network has opted not to air the real-time drama at all this season.

What the hell, WGA? This is why democracy fails. Stop being such pussies and go back to work! It’s my human right to watch Jack Bauer come up with new ways to torture middle eastern terrorists and now commie-nazis want to take it away.

What am I supposed to do now? Watch animu? Hahaha. No. I think I blew a loli fuse. You know, it was just too much and my sense of loli overloaded. I don’t think anything will ever be fap worthy again.

…this is awesome.