Before I start, I should mention that I have no experience nor knowledge in studio photography, lightning equipment, shutter speeds and God knows what.

I stole a poster from my part-time job yesterday to use as a background in my highly improvised studio. The security guard stopped me, but I pointed at the three-headed monkey behind him and made a run for it. I guess I won’t be back on Monday.

After shaking off the cops, I went back to my Pedocave to set up my photostudio. I took the poster I stole, taped part of it to a flat surface and then put something relatively heavy behind the poster, something heavy enough to withstand the pushback force of the poster. In my case it was a christmas goat. Rest in peace, father christmas goat. I now had a background in the shape of an exponential function, don’t know any better way to explain it.

With the background finished, the only thing remaining was the light. Found a couple of old lamps in a dark corner. Being able to move the lamps to create different effects is probably a good thing. It all looks the same to me, though.

Don’t ask me what the aluminium foil and the greaseproof paper are good for. I simply don’t know. I thought they, you know, kinda looked cool.

Total cost: $0

I’m quite content with the result, came out real nice considering the price range and lack of prior experience. What I need now is a tripod and a new camera, any millionaire willing to sponsor me?

If you want to see more pictures, head over to the image board I set up today. There are to my knowledge no English image boards dedicated to figures, please don’t tell me Simpsons (or someone else) already did it.

Feel free to post anything relevant to my interest. Remember, common sense. But perverted common sense is still common sense.

It’s probably hard to tell from the picture, but the box with Tessa is friggin’ huge. I bet it took a poor child somewhere in China two days just to put the box together. Hell, I even think it’s possible to fit a loli inside.

Bought pink version because I heard on TV only junkies and English soccer players sniff white lines.

Alvis looks like a young version of Tessa.

my true love sent to me:
three DVDs to excite my wee-wee.

To balance out my collection, you know. I wouldn’t want anyone to think that I’m some kind of sexist bastard. Go feminism! Fuck equality! Vote FI.

*edit* Here is the lyrics in English *edit*

I hate you, you goddamn man
you think you understand, you think you know
everything about women, everything about our lives
but you know nothing, you fucking slipped
chap, old man, fucking man
you better run
because here is a woman
who really hates you
we will tear you to pieces

(I know nothing about politics. I only read the tabloids and the comics)

Old, but still cute, isn’t it? One of the spokeswomen of FI is Gudrun Schyman, former party leader of a party currently in the ruling coalition and also a known alcoholic.

Other prominent members of FI are a substitute postman postwoman and a burnt out, sick-listed woman who replies with “why do you ask such difficult questions” and “oh, I dunno” to all questions.

They also had a militant lesbian who said that straight women are traitors against their own gender. She resigned, claimed that the media ran a hate campaign against her or something. She is a professor in gender studies, allegedly loved by her students. Got accused for plagiarizing another man’s work not long ago if I’m not mistaken.